Today, I went rowing again. I’m one of those who will try anything once. Most times, after the once, I don’t go back, usually because I’m too busy trying something else. I’ve so far been skiing, abseiling, climbing, sailing … and rowing.
About three years ago, a project was set up by our local blind society to encourage members to pursue outdoor activities. To add more spice, it was decided sometime ago to introduce qualifications, … you know, things like one star, two star, and three star badges. I haven’t been to all the events, because they mostly take place during the week. Sadly, several of our members are either looking for work, or have lost their jobs since their sight deteriorated. Since the project began, I’ve only been out with them about two or three times a year. Others can manage one or two activities a month, especially between February and September.
So there I was, going to row. I hadn’t even got my first star, and the others were either going for their second or third star.
In that group, I was certainly a low achiever, but that was all right, because it meant I could do things that were well beyond my qualifications. By the end of the morning session, I was doing tight circles, broad sweeping circles, sharp turns, brakes, sideways rowing etc with the best of them. … But the best was yet to come. Our ‘revered’ instructor (and I should call him that, just in case I go rowing again) had warned us that we’ll be getting into the water after lunch. I’d quietly thought to myself that it wasn’t going to happen. After all, everyone else had stories to tell, but I’d never once fallen out of my canoe.
After lunch, the revered one set us some exercises which haad my arms groaning and reminding me of how little exercise I did. Then he started to teach us how to correct any imbalance and prevent our canoes from tipping over. He would come over and violently shake the canoe, and we were supposed to react instantaneously with both paddle and weightshifting mannoeuvres. It was getting dangerous, but I kept my cool.
But he wasn’t satisfied. Next exercise was the ‘rescued and rescuer’. In the past, all those who fell in the lake were accidental victims of exuberance. This time, we were to jump out of the boat of our own free will!
At this point, with the prospect of freezing water, my silence ended. I told our instructor that I had carefully avoided falling by a well constructed strategy of missing sessions and not being too daring, for only two reasons. I did not trust my swimming abilities, having never entered a pool since I left my primary school. I was never cut out for swimming, and when it was no longer compulsory, I simply stopped. Secondly, I did not trust the logical, even scientific assertions that the buoyancy aids we were provided would keep me afloat.
My instructor took this as a challenge. First, he ordered me to row to the edge, got me to get out of the boat and ordered me to wade in the water. When I was waist deep, he issued his next order, that I should sit down. Sit down? Sit down! Eventually, after much protest, I obeyed, and although I sank down, my head remained above the water.
He must have thought he’d persuaded me, because we walked back to the water’s edge, I climbed into the boat with him, and we rowed out again. Then, he commanded me to jump out of the boat, not holding onto the sides, lest I tipped him over too. Of course I was tempted, but then I remembered he’d be getting me out of the water, so I’d better be nice to him. And after much hesitation, I eventually stood up and jumped out of the boat. I kept going down … and down … and down. My head was submerged for a brief moment, and then it came up again, out of the water. And my trusted instructor was there to get me out. Phew!
The next stage of the exercise would have involved his rescue … by me of course! But as I was the last person, it was generally decided that there wasn’t enough time. But I knew better. Anyway, I’d had enough excitement for one day.
Well done instructor Terry, and all the volunteers who put us through such an … interesting … experience. I only wish I could get my own back.